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因為我都住外面,所以當然是可以養寵物的
                                                                               
大二的時候朋友撿到一隻小野狗,因為是咖啡色的
                                                                               
所以我朋友幫他取名為巧克力
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
當然因為當過野狗,所以巧克力的野性超野
                                                                               
隨地大小便~亂咬東西等等,氣的我朋友常常教訓牠
                                                                               
當然~男生一出口就是:淦你娘!

每次修理完他的時後,我都可以聽到隔壁間一直出現這三個字
                                                                               
我朋友也不是不會教狗,逞罰完都會給他點心吃
                                                                               
久而久之,巧克力最熟悉的詞就變成了"淦你娘"
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
這樣過了半年,巧克力已經成為一隻俊狗
                                                                               
但是,俊狗雖俊,還是要打預防針的
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
到了動物醫院,就診單上面要寫寵物名子
                                                                               
我跟他當然不假思索的寫了"巧克力"
                                                                               
但是要進診間前,醫生不管怎麼叫,他都沒有回應

於是醫生就開玩笑的問我們說
                                                                               
牠真的叫巧克力嗎?
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
我們只好坦陳說牠只聽得懂淦你娘的事實
                                                                               
醫生的臉瞬間有點僵硬,不過還是帶著禮貌性的笑意
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
後來到號了
                                                                               
只聽見裡面傳出

"你娘請進!"

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